-The following message is in a decisive and bold, though a tad exaggerated, hand. Due to being repeated in triplicate, quadriplicate, or hexaplicate to all forums, it has become slightly faded, but the message manages to get through..-

Heyla all,

I've beefened up the defenses of the Chois:2R2M fort. We've added a moat monster to eat up anyone who happens to fall off the drawbridge as we raise it, extra giant guards at the door who will scowl at you and administer a test to ascertain that you are a person and not an Unnamable. Principles of Sudmission have been rendered not to Greek, but rather to Japanese. Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. (Not to us, at least. -evil grin-)

This post has been brought to you by jenn encryption. Unnamables refer to the ess pee eh am be oh tee ess who plague our bright enterprise. If you didn't understand the rest of the first paragraph, you didn't really need to. The important part's below.

Fret not if you do not receive emails that are supposed to elevate your status to the elite allowed to partake in our secrets. Simply drop me a coherent note -- jennkei (cinnamon swirl) gmail (dot) com -- and I shall exercise my goddess-ly powers in the Change. Some information about who you are and the reason you would like to post would be helpful in speeding this Change up, for the Goddess is one of Procrastination.

(And if you still didn't get that, email me and I'll explain. )